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Gosfilmofond
USSR 1935

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Fialkin's Career
A comedy in 1 reel - an illustrated film

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Scenario V. Bragin, Nikolai Khodataev

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Director Nikolai Khodataev

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Artists Y Baranova, T Girshbert,
Y Dvorkina, I Zavadskaya, L Reztsova
Assistant A Kuznetsov

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Music Lev Shvarts
Sound A Korobov
Recording B Volskiy

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Production of the animation film studio
of Mosfilm, 1935

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Music seemed an easy thing to Fialkin
and he decided to become a pianist-for-hire.

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But it wasn't easy to dance to his music.

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What a clanger!

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It's no good! Who plays like that?!

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In the White Lake Region an accompanist
is wanted for the district club.

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I'll get the job!

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Someone else's suitcase

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Livestock. Mandate.

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Mandate: Fyodor N. Polishuk is sent
to the White Lake Region Milk Union
to fight for good milk yield.

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Well! I will try to replace the milk professor!

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From the arriving professor, they demanded
a report on the causes of poor milk yield.

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The milk yield decline is caused

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is caused by... uh...

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...mosquito.

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A mosquito?

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Yes, a mosquito,
a mosquito is the cause.

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and the newly-arrived animal husbandry specialist
decided to play out the "mosquito" lead.

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Mosquitoes - Mosquitoes? - Mosquitoes?

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Mosquito-Mosquito-Mosquitoes
Mosquito-Mosquito-Mosquitoes

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There's the cause.

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There's the cause/There's the cause/There's the cause
-Mosquitoes!!

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That's the right word - That's the right word
That's the right word -  Mosquito's!

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I assure you, I assure you,
that's the reason: mosquitoes!

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He He He! Mosquitoes!
Ho Ho Ho! Mosquitoes!

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Mosquitoes, Mosquitoes, Mosquitoes.

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Oi, oi, oi, oi

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and imagining himself a dashing commander,
he painted the listeners a picture of the battle.

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[Milk-Region]

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Hurray!

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What a load of gibberish!

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Wow... not even a mosquito could poke a hole...

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...in your presentation.
And not because you defeated it,

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but because it defeated you!

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Never mind, we'll find some
useful work even for one like him.

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This time "the professor"
had to start with the basics.

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and starting small, Fialkin began to get used to honest work.

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This ended his streak of failures
and he took on a new career

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The End
Subs by Eus and Niffiwan
April 2020